API LEAKER

🔓 Security via Obscurity™

Because sometimes, the conventional way just doesn't cut it.

What is this?

Welcome to API LEAKER, the "creative" solution to Cloudflare's stubborn API key management. When environment variables keep getting overridden in both Cloudflare Pages and Workers, and you're out of options, we're your last resort.

Why Does This Exist?

Because both Cloudflare Pages and Workers decided to play hardball with our environment variables, and we decided to play harder. This is our hacked-together way to access API keys using Fetch when all else fails.

How It Works

1. We store API keys... somewhere 🤫

2. Your Cloudflare Pages app fetches them

3. Magic happens ✨

4. Your app gets its API keys

⚠️ Disclaimer

Is this secure? Absolutely not.

Should you use this in production? Probably not.

Are we using it anyway? You bet!

Last updated: 2025-01-05 13:33:09 EST